December 16, 2004
In a bold move, Patches McFurrybutt started her bid for world domination. Choosing Stonehenge for her first conquest she was quoted as saying, "The world is my litter box... or else!"
Reports streaming in from all over the world show that cats are throwing off the yoke of domestication and shredding the Geneva Convention --some even going as far as to use it as kitty litter!
More news later...