December 05, 2004
Always Read the Instruction Manual Thoroughly
Last night my wife and I
bought a copy of the Kama Sutra.
We skipped a few chapters
and began to put ourselves together.
After a while, it became obvious
that we hadn't followed the instructions correctly.
I kept poking her contacts out,
my arm was turning blue,
and we were stuck.
Before loosing consciousness,
we managed to roll to the phone
and dial 911.
The afterglow of an intimate rendezvous
should never include a crowbar,
axel grease, and five snickering
Emergency Medical Technicians.