December 18, 2004
MissileToe the Reindeer
Good ole MissileToe kept his hoof on the trigger
waiting for the Grinch to show his face.
His Antlers were big and he looked like Ru-Dolph Lungren
but his reindeer heart was full of grace.
Despite being part of Santa's Security Sleigh Force
(a special ops troop full of Christmas spirit),
He loved to protect Santa on his appointed rounds
and that was all there was to it.
So, next time the stars twinkle on Christmas eve,
just know the stars may not be the source of the light.
It could be Ole MissileToe shooting down the Grinch
In a Sugar Plum Faerie firefight!