January 16, 2005
This picture is entitled, "Identity Theft". I initially wanted to call it "Loosing Yourself" but that was just a tad too close to an Eminem song. So I typed 'loosing yourself' into my favorite search engine and an article concerning identity theft appeared.
The following verse wasn't written for the graphic... but it seemed to fit.
To the Enlightenment Junkies
I have a bobble-head Buddha
on the dash of my mini-van.
The fat fellow watches me
as I flip off jerks in 4X4 trucks.
When I get too angry,
he leaps from his perch
climbs awkwardly up my seatbelt
an slaps me senseless.
On one particular slapping session,
I heard the crunch of fenders
and everything stopped.
(I thought, "This is it!
I have attained enlightenment!")
Everything went dark save a single light,
a light at the end of a long tunnel...
I traveled to it.
There before me stood Jesus
and I said, "Is this it! Is this enlightenment!"
for He took His own name in vain,
wielded His cross like a Louisville Slugger
and batted me back down the tunnel.
It was at that moment,
in a full body cast,
(Buddha had undone my seatbelt)
that I realized... enlightenment sucks.