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November 11, 2006

Almighty Alzheimer's

This picture is entitled Absent Minded Savior

Almighty Alzheimer's

The last time
I walked on water,
I got lost
and wandered about
the Atlantic for a year
until I finally found
the shipping lanes
and followed
an oil tanker
to Louisiana.

It happened to be Mardi Gras
and the priests
kept tricking me
into changing
the water into wine.

After a while,
I got tired and
crucified myself.


_Soulless_ said...

The wit and the humor had me grinning and snickering by the time I got to the second stanza... And then I was downright chuckling when I read the last. Heeheehee.

Always a blast to read you, Max. Always a blast. ^_^ Cheers!

blue rogue said...

whether sombre or comically self-deprecating...


you always stun. and evoke. and deserve another bow...

*while laughter quirks in my lips every now and then*

cargwaps said...

haha! max, you crack me up. only you could possible pull something like this off. kudos! ^___^

cargwaps said...

errrr...typo...i meant *possibly* not *possible* -__-'

Kain Sicilian said...


My very first reaction was to whistle out. I like the way you put things in.. erm.. such a.. different light...

Andrea said...

I haven't visited for a long time. As usual, I love it.

Happy New Year!!


With Hammer And Tong...The LetterShaper said...

Very much enjoyed my walk through your a poet and an avid reader, I found it both enriching and enlightening. Thank you...

Rax said...

It's been a while since I visited. Glad I did since this one definitely made my day. I can't stop grinning. :D

De.vile said...

Extremely likable, this blog of yours :)

fishingwitch2 said...

HaHa!!Your twisted but I love it!

Joshua said...

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