This picture is entitled Absent Minded Savior
Almighty Alzheimer's
The last time
I walked on water,
I got lost
and wandered about
the Atlantic for a year
until I finally found
the shipping lanes
and followed
an oil tanker
to Louisiana.
It happened to be Mardi Gras
and the priests
kept tricking me
into changing
the water into wine.
After a while,
I got tired and
crucified myself.
